chili is better tasting than brains anyway.

squirrelmod:

I’m opening character commissions!

Rules:
NSFW: Negotiable.  I won’t do hardcore porn, but I might be persuaded to draw a pinup-style thing.  May cost extra.

Prices: Negotiable by necessity.  You must tell me exactly what you want drawn, and I can tell you how much it’ll probably cost.  Prices may vary depending on what you want, and may go outside the prices listed above, either more or less.  Note: These are introductory prices and are subject to change.

Ponies: I generally do not draw show style ponies.  Depending on the character you want drawn, it may cost more.  This is subject entirely to my whims and is the most subjective rule.

Extra Characters: 50% more per character, for every category except illustrations.  I will not do multi-character illustrations, due to the time it takes to do them.  trust me, you couldn’t afford it.

Sketch or Lineart: With my art style, I often just refine my sketch until it is the finished lineart.  I like how this looks, and it is easier for me to do than to lineart with the pen tool.  On colored commissions, you can have either a finished sketch or a lineart, but I would recommend the finished sketch, due to it looking better in my opinion.

Payment: I use paypal.  After I am done drawing the commission, I will contact you and tell you how much to deposit.  Please pay the paypal fee, happy artists make happy art.  If you cannot pay for the commission for some reason, I will hold onto it until you can.  

There you have it!  I am currently taking five slots, get in while you can.

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forgot to mention, if you’d like a squirreldash-style commission, they’re 3-5 dollars.

asksparkythesquirrel:

asklessmod:

((Happy Birthday to a very special Squirrel~))

asfkdjhsfda thank

ask-december:

Guest update provided by SquirrelDash, mod of Sparky (nsfw)! 

I’m not dead, not really

ask-naruga-reiuji:

(( We are the butt crew. We like butts. I like this fad.))

change your skype icon to butts with a black and white lineart.  you won’t regret it.

Your art thingy for the contest

Enjoy!!

and btw I hate nightscenes. just sayin. 

thanks, paige! for those of you who don’t know, (which is all of you) pippin is comforting sadcoon, an oc that paige and I came up with semi-together.  mostly her though.  it’s canon in sparky’s universe, but she’s not relevant to sparky’s blog since they hardly ever interact.

the internet is fun

Maybe.

crazykatladyjane:

I will wub you, you silly little squirrel…..


«MODspeak: HAPPY VALENTINES DAY DASH DON’T KILL ME»

I… I… uh…

crazykatladyjane:

ask-naruga-reiuji:

Naruga: I’ll let you play with a lot more things if you dont kill the squirrel. After all, you must know how to give good massages.. You do have cats.

((*Shake shake* I oversexualized this and I dun care.))

You got yourself a deal ;P

I like this girl.  she is comfy.